NSFW Cartoons Reveal What Real Women Are Actually Like At Home



Image by Weird Helga and featured with permission

Just so you know, women don’t have slumber parties in their underwear or sprinkle glitter around their bedroom at odd intervals of the day. The latter would be weird, but in truth, females are even weirder.

What happens after a long day of work, when your lady companion simply wants to remove her bra and fling her boobies around?

Los Angeles-based animator Lizz Hickey, who illustrates for BuzzFeed, has put together a cartoon series starring a relatable character named ‘Weird Helga’ who personifies the secret—and not-so-glamorous—lives of women.

Hickey is the originator of Cartoon Network’s short film Jammers, and co-created Lazybones on Nickelodeon. Have a laugh at her animations and illustrations below, and be sure to follow her ‘Weird Helga’ alter-ego on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

DO NOT TRY THIS W PUBES !!! Women are GROSS ok wait NO actually *ANYONE with long hair is gross in the shower but what else can we do with long hair ??? Throw it in the trash or down the drain??? NO! We must be resourceful and decorate the walls, swirling our hairy bits clockwise and counter clockwise until they become a beautiful masterpiece……hahaha 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 here is my biggest masterpiece of all!!!!!!!!! Honestly I’ve been dying to make this video for like 6 months so I’m glad I finally made it for u all lollll #memes #hair #cartoon

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on May 3, 2018 at 6:49am PDT

👏🏻 THIS IS WHY IM ALWAYS SINGLE lol I’d like to apologize to everyone I’ve dated it’s crazy how a dream like that can fuck up your day and the way you look at someone even though they haven’t DONE ANYTHING lolllll what is wrong with me sorry 💦💦💦💦💦 also what do you think about the voice stuff???? First time I’ve ever really done it – the voice is by @ericnderek shes hilarious lol. Not sure that’s the voice I wanna use for Helga forever, what do you think??? #creative #lol #animation

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Apr 28, 2018 at 7:41am PDT

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Apr 9, 2018 at 6:36am PDT

*BOOBS ARE NATURE’s PILLOWS* I think we can all agree on that – THIS IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD OMG I DO THIS EVERY NIGHT like I come home from work so tired, and I throw everything off lol I wish I could throw off my brain too and shut down immediately for a full nights rest but the boobs will DO! Also hi @iamcardib ILU 🙂 ❤️❤️❤️❤️👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 #creative

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Mar 31, 2018 at 8:26am PDT

*NSFW***WORKS👏🏻 EVERY👏🏻 TIME👏🏻 I AM VERY PROTECTIVE lol like I’m sorry but No stay away from what IS MINE if u relate to this I applaud you there is nothing wrong with LOVING SOMEONE SO MUCH you would shove them BACK INSIDE OF YOU this also pertains to BFFs just SAYINGGGGG ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ #creative #lol

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Mar 28, 2018 at 11:02am PDT

THE SKY LORT GAVE ME THIS BEAUTI-FULL BODY I MIGHT AS WELL FLAUNT IT WHILE I GOT IT —- Is this relatable content?????? – do u guys also have that fear of/high erotic feelings for the FBI watching u thru your phones/computers? Honestly I have my computer’s camera taped over 24/7 lolllll……….🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ NO THANK UUU!!!!! 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😈😈 #creative #memes #lol #style

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Mar 19, 2018 at 4:57pm PDT

👏🏻GOING TO THE MOVIES BY YOURSELF IS EVERYTHING right????? I love ittttttt. I also love having my bed all to myself, dying alone, and grocery shopping by myself! I can buy all of the chips I want without some freak boyfriend looking at me funny telling me I “need vegetables and protein in my diet” like who says that lol????????? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ BY THE WAY 9,000+ FOLLOWERS I AM BEYOND CRYING AND I OWE YOU ALL A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM !!!!!!! #memes #girls #lonely #cartoon

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Mar 12, 2018 at 2:16pm PDT

* DO NOT FEEL GUILTY FOR THIS * IF U HAVE MORE THAN 5-6 STORIES WELL IM SORRY I WILL BE SPEED TAPPING ok I feel like stories are and must be cherished IS THIS AN UNPOPULAR OPINION???? but also like I WILL click through all of them just so my friends know I have their back and boost their numbers lol ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🤤🙆‍♀️😒😒😒😒😒#instagram #animation #lol #phone

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Feb 9, 2018 at 5:23pm PST

MY FINGER IS BUFF AFFFFFF I actually made this before I animated the Instagram story cartoon and I didn’t think it was very funny so I didn’t share it with helga friends but now I feel comfortable enough to give it to you I hope you enjoy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #instagram #lol #memes #bodybuilding

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Mar 7, 2018 at 10:34am PST

COMMENT WITH THE EVIL SEED U LOVE PLANTING THE MOST AND DONT SAY BABIES THATS DIFFERENT 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈so I HAVE THE OPPOSITE OF A GREEN THUMB I am basically the Death that visits all plants indoor and outdoor – but when it comes to planting the seeds of drama and guilt I am NUMERO UNO idk about u guys but i can’t help it I’m freakin mischevious and devils advocate AF 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👺#comics #animation #girl #plantbased

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Feb 28, 2018 at 6:04pm PST

HI IM BACK sorry for the DELAY I was so sick and in LA it’s basically summer all the time (wahhh 👶🏻 I know) but u guys know what it’s like being sick and drippy when it’s hot out it’s a freakin nightmare!!! ANYWHO idk about u all but like every month I wake up and I can’t move my neck and it IS SO INFURIATING and painful and the best you can do is sit in a hot shower to loosen it up and maybe a couple stretches??? Ughhhhhh —- does anyone know this feeling????? 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠 #animation #girls #meme #pain

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Feb 21, 2018 at 9:10am PST

The shower is a perfect place to consider all possibilities in life I mean I enter my shower completely nude, vulnerable and ready to share my intimate creatives ponderings and inventions. Today I thought about how there are so many milks. Cashew. Cow. Hemp. Goat. Cat. They’re all impressive and strange and I just can’t believe we live in a world full of so many choices. My choice personally is almond milk (I have an allergy to cow milk 🤐😒) and I just like wondering what tiny nut boobs would look like 😭😭 #fitness #girls #animation #memes #wow

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Feb 8, 2018 at 11:19am PST

Come on, you’ve never tried this??????????? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️#girl #girls #animation #comics

A post shared by ~ Erotic Cartoon Lady ~ (@weirdhelga) on Jan 15, 2018 at 5:16pm PST

[Videos and images by Weird Helga and featured with permission]

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